–daily ramble (thurs, dec. 26) 200–

SENTIMENTAL: Well, I just realized that two years ago, yesterday, I started writing these blasted daily rambles, and here I am at number 200… Here’s some highlights:

QUOTE:
jpstaniger:        I hate your ass face
blibsbot:                Your name is Dude you keep avoiding the question about your penis, seeker.
Godluver17:        you’re disturbing
PrismGodd:        my leg is made of goats’ milk
Shanniie:        :-! maybe this person is high
bigdogmgee:        see now that i am of the midst of my dillusions, they are making me eat rabbit shit till my ears fall off
Splinterbo1:        if you saw her you would think she was some kind of animal and spray her with mace for fear of her touching you
jesupjay:                it was a tumor, snookles ate it

–daily ramble (tues, dec. 24) 199–

QUOTE:
LadBoyTick:        mr. bean and harry potter should have a faceoff.
Godluver17:        dude harry potter would win
Godluver17:        duh
LadBoyTick:        and of course, mr. bean would say “magic” and kill harry potter.
Godluver17:        he has a wand
LadBoyTick:        it would just happen.
Godluver17:        whatever
LadBoyTick:        no physical fighting.
LadBoyTick:        it would all be over when mr. bean said “magic.”
LadBoyTick:        it’s just simple for him…
LadBoyTick:        because he’s that cool.
Godluver17:        that’s not true
LadBoyTick:        wretch

INTERESTING: Erik worked an 11-hour shift last night. I mourn the loss of his sanity.

Happy holidays! Unfortunately, the most festive thing I bring you for this holiday is ten new photos from our most recent show, which are still cool if not festive. Click here to jump to the Live Pics section.

–daily ramble (mon, dec. 23) 198–

EARLIER:
LadBoyTick:        i wish to have a crumpet and jam.
LadBoyTick:        fetch me these things at once or i will have your genitals replaced with a pair of pliers and a yoda doll.
ihateaimdamnubeN:        bring it on

LATER:
ihateaimdamnubeN:        well your an evil bastard who should rot in hell.
ihateaimdamnubeN:        or at least freeze to death in some kind of compartment with 4 walls a roof and a cieling with no heating.
LadBoyTick:        well, that’s a bit harsh now, don’t you think?
ihateaimdamnubeN:        im sorry that was the yoda stapled to my nutsack , the nutsack that use to hold two very fine testicles. Now whos the harsh one huh?
LadBoyTick:        well…
LadBoyTick:        i’m sorry.
LadBoyTick:        i shouldn’t have done that.

–daily ramble (tues, dec. 17) 196–

QUOTE:
ihateaimdamnubeN:        oi , good show last weekend.
ihateaimdamnubeN:        The mosh on homeward bound knocked both my shoes off , thats how damn good it was.
ihateaimdamnubeN:        I heard something about a laxative tho
LadBoyTick:        oh yes, yes…
LadBoyTick:        that sucked really bad
LadBoyTick:        i asked for water and josh put laxatives in my drink
ihateaimdamnubeN:        Im guessing thats why they were asking you to finish the water before the end of the song.
LadBoyTick:        yeah, the horrible thing was that i had only had a single piece of pizza that day to eat
LadBoyTick:        laxatives on an empty stomach tend to make people vomit
LadBoyTick:        which i did, right after our set
ihateaimdamnubeN:        at least ya didnt puke projectile like into the moshpit

–daily ramble (thurs, dec. 12) 195–

QUOTE:
Splinterbo1:        at practice today some kids gave me a powerade that had ex-lax in it
LadBoyTick:        i walked into work today and they told me i was fired
LadBoyTick:        i asked them why, and do you remember when you asked me how work was when we were walking out?
HitlerSux182:        yeah
LadBoyTick:        i said it was hell, and the boss said “because you said it was ‘fucking hell’ i’m just going to relieve you of this horrible working environment”
HitlerSux182:        hahahahahahahahaha
Godluver17:        and you don’t have to deal everyday with his ridiculous hypocrasy
LadBoyTick:        true, but then again, you don’t have to deal with antelopes seizing your children and running off into fields of grain, do you?
LadBoyTick:        see?
LadBoyTick:        point made.

sick.

–daily ramble (wed, dec. 11) 194–

QUOTE:
LadBoyTick:        that’s sad…my bird is just an obnoxious freak…
LadBoyTick:        he’s like overfriendly and flies onto everyone’s shoulders and heads
Kady412:        what’s its name?
LadBoyTick:        we call it “the wretch”
Kady412:        lol thats funny
LadBoyTick:        yeah, it used to be named “mac”…that’s what i called him when i was 12, but blake and erik think “the wretch” is a better name…and so do i, actually
LadBoyTick:        he is quite the wretched creature…
Kady412:        i had a bird but i hated him he was mean !!
Kady412:        his name was crackers and he had a mate but it died and they tried to get him another one, and he killed it!!
LadBoyTick:        he killed it?!
Kady412:        yah he sure did!

sick.

–daily ramble (tues, dec. 10) 193–

QUOTE:
SpeedB220:        sup?
LadBoyTick:        i think we might live…
LadBoyTick:        however, if it was possible to achieve more wretched hell this weekend, it was certainly achieved.
SpeedB220:        lol
LadBoyTick:        my uncle was attempting to help me jump the car, so he was pushing it out of the parking lot and the door caught on some landscaping crap and bent it backward.
LadBoyTick:        so now i can no longer enter the driver’s side door and there’s a dent in it.
SpeedB220:        gosh
LadBoyTick:        after that, i wanted to die, but then erik didn’t get his paycheck after working for three weeks so now we can’t pay our utilities tomorrow, which makes me want to live again…
LadBoyTick:        because i always wondered what it would be like to live without electricity, heat, or water.

47. PEOPLE’S BAR SHOW
Blake and I had lived in Ames for quite sometime, but had yet to play a show there until this night. Despite playing on ‘Dead Week’ – the week of ISU finals – we played a good show and had a lot of fun doing it. Closer and Argos were both there as well.

Set List:
1. Floating at 35 Miles Up
2. Glee
3. 42
4. Hymn of the Demon
5. The Loon
6. Opaque Windows
7. Agape
8. Anxious Am I
9. Klreijhe
10. Hell Wretch and Highwater
11. Homeward Bound

12.7.02 ::

–daily ramble (sat, dec. 7) 192–

QUOTE:
LadBoyTick:        someone is asking me how much i’m selling my body for to pay rent…lol...
LadBoyTick:        josh says he’s going to do it at the next show
Godluver17:        auction off who?
LadBoyTick:        auction me off for rent money
Godluver17:        no
Godluver17:        he’s not allowed to
Godluver17:        no
Godluver17:        i don’t think so
LadBoyTick:        wheeeee hee hee…
Godluver17:        nu uh
Godluver17:        nope
LadBoyTick:        but i could make a few extra bucks maybe
Godluver17:        no
Godluver17:        no
Godluver17:        no
Godluver17:        no
Godluver17:        no
Godluver17:        please no
LadBoyTick:        okay.
LadBoyTick:        i won’t.

NOTE: This means I will die next Wednesday.

46. SIXTEEN CANDLES SHOW
We played at a party and did some of our old songs… It was kind of fun to just screw around for awhile…heheh. We also covered “Sixteen Candles” by the Crests.

–daily ramble (fri, dec. 6) 191–

STORY: There once were three tenants who lived in an apartment in Ames, named Blake, Erik and Justin. Erik paid his rent for December. Blake couldn’t pay his rent because of a delay in receiving paychecks at work, so he went to talk to the landlord. The landlord said he could overwrite a check and he would cash it next Wednesday. Justin had enough money to pay rent until he went to the bank and found out he was being charged $5 a day for the last two weeks for having a negative amount in his account. His cash was then zapped to $4, so he overwrote a check also. So now Justin and Blake must find a couple hundred dollars by Wednesday, or get kicked out of their apartment and have horrible credit. What will our heroes do now?

LadBoyTick:        i’m going out to sell my body tomorrow andrew
SpeedB220:        you could

–daily ramble (thurs, dec. 5) 190–

The plot thickens…

QUOTE:
LadBoyTick:        we might get kicked out of our apartment…so that’s somewhat interesting
HiImKateL:        why??
LadBoyTick:        oh, because blake’s paycheck got delayed so he can’t pay
LadBoyTick:        so we’re screwed beyond belief
Hi Im Kate L:        ouch
Hi Im Kate L:        What are you guys going to do?
LadBoyTick:        well, i imagine they won’t kick us out right away…they’ll probably fine us until they realize we can’t pay…

Meanwhile…

HitlerSux182:        i made up a new band name
HitlerSux182:        we’re changing our name to this, regardless of its popularity…
LadBoyTick:        what is it?
HitlerSux182:        the most diabolical instrument of DEATH ever CONCEIVED!!!
HitlerSux182:        you like??