Archive for December, 2002

Highlights

December 26th, 2002 | Category:

–daily ramble (thurs, dec. 26) 200–

SENTIMENTAL: Well, I just realized that two years ago, yesterday, I started writing these blasted daily rambles, and here I am at number 200… Here’s some highlights:

QUOTE:
jpstaniger:        I hate your ass face
blibsbot:                Your name is Dude you keep avoiding the question about your penis, seeker.
Godluver17:        you’re disturbing
PrismGodd:        my leg is made of goats’ milk
Shanniie:        :-! maybe this person is high
bigdogmgee:        see now that i am of the midst of my dillusions, they are making me eat rabbit shit till my ears fall off
Splinterbo1:        if you saw her you would think she was some kind of animal and spray her with mace for fear of her touching you
jesupjay:                it was a tumor, snookles ate it

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Mr. Bean vs. Harry Potter

December 25th, 2002 | Category:

–daily ramble (tues, dec. 24) 199–

QUOTE:
LadBoyTick:        mr. bean and harry potter should have a faceoff.
Godluver17:        dude harry potter would win
Godluver17:        duh
LadBoyTick:        and of course, mr. bean would say “magic” and kill harry potter.
Godluver17:        he has a wand
LadBoyTick:        it would just happen.
Godluver17:        whatever
LadBoyTick:        no physical fighting.
LadBoyTick:        it would all be over when mr. bean said “magic.”
LadBoyTick:        it’s just simple for him…
LadBoyTick:        because he’s that cool.
Godluver17:        that’s not true
LadBoyTick:        wretch

INTERESTING: Erik worked an 11-hour shift last night. I mourn the loss of his sanity.

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Festive Photos?

December 23rd, 2002 | Category:

Happy holidays! Unfortunately, the most festive thing I bring you for this holiday is ten new photos from our most recent show, which are still cool if not festive. Click here to jump to the Live Pics section.

Cardboard Canary, live at Memorial Hall.

Bradford Johnson playing with Cardboard Canary, live at Memorial Hall in Dallas Center, Iowa. Photograph by Michelle Wolf.

–daily ramble (mon, dec. 23) 198–

EARLIER:
LadBoyTick:        i wish to have a crumpet and jam.
LadBoyTick:        fetch me these things at once or i will have your genitals replaced with a pair of pliers and a yoda doll.
ihateaimdamnubeN:        bring it on

LATER:
ihateaimdamnubeN:        well your an evil bastard who should rot in hell.
ihateaimdamnubeN:        or at least freeze to death in some kind of compartment with 4 walls a roof and a cieling with no heating.
LadBoyTick:        well, that’s a bit harsh now, don’t you think?
ihateaimdamnubeN:        im sorry that was the yoda stapled to my nutsack , the nutsack that use to hold two very fine testicles. Now whos the harsh one huh?
LadBoyTick:        well…
LadBoyTick:        i’m sorry.
LadBoyTick:        i shouldn’t have done that.

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New Klreijhe Section

December 21st, 2002 | Category: Visual Art

I finally decided that the Photos section was too huge to hold any more visual artwork, so I made a new section, entitled “Klreijhe.” This section will basically be a section were we post random things we think are cool that relate to the band. Currently, there are two image collages I created from recent photos. Soon, we’ll have some writing up, as well as some mindless fun stuff. For now, enjoy the new images and keep sending in the entries for the contest…thankyou, and good day.

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Yo-Yo Video for “Love Sucks”

December 20th, 2002 | Category: Music, Video

Today, I was rather surprised to hear from a Cardcan fan that he had used the song “Love Sucks” for a video which involves a bunch of rather talented yo-yoers. Odd, yes. Very. If you’d like to have a look click here to download it, or head to the Fan Shots section of the Photos page.

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Nick Laffey

December 18th, 2002 | Category:

–daily ramble (tues, dec. 17) 196–

QUOTE:
ihateaimdamnubeN:        oi , good show last weekend.
ihateaimdamnubeN:        The mosh on homeward bound knocked both my shoes off , thats how damn good it was.
ihateaimdamnubeN:        I heard something about a laxative tho
LadBoyTick:        oh yes, yes…
LadBoyTick:        that sucked really bad
LadBoyTick:        i asked for water and josh put laxatives in my drink
ihateaimdamnubeN:        Im guessing thats why they were asking you to finish the water before the end of the song.
LadBoyTick:        yeah, the horrible thing was that i had only had a single piece of pizza that day to eat
LadBoyTick:        laxatives on an empty stomach tend to make people vomit
LadBoyTick:        which i did, right after our set
ihateaimdamnubeN:        at least ya didnt puke projectile like into the moshpit

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New Photos!

December 15th, 2002 | Category: Photography

Finally we have recent photos of us from the previous show in Dallas Center a few weeks back. To view the new ones, click on the eye button. Thanks to those who came out to our show this weekend! It rocked and we had a lot of fun! We’ll have more information about Charles Lloyd Shrapnel up very soon as well… Until then, keep sending in your entries for the T-Shirt contest (see below) because there’s only about two weeks left to win!

Cardboard Canary, live at Memorial Hall.

Cardboard Canary, live at Memorial Hall in Dallas Center, Iowa. Photograph by Michelle Wolf.

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12.14.02 :: Memorial Hall 2

December 14th, 2002 | Category: Photography

12.14.02 ::

Photos taken by Michelle Wolf at Memorial Hall in Dallas Center, IA

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Fired

December 12th, 2002 | Category:

–daily ramble (thurs, dec. 12) 195–

QUOTE:
Splinterbo1:        at practice today some kids gave me a powerade that had ex-lax in it
LadBoyTick:        i walked into work today and they told me i was fired
LadBoyTick:        i asked them why, and do you remember when you asked me how work was when we were walking out?
HitlerSux182:        yeah
LadBoyTick:        i said it was hell, and the boss said “because you said it was ‘fucking hell’ i’m just going to relieve you of this horrible working environment”
HitlerSux182:        hahahahahahahahaha
Godluver17:        and you don’t have to deal everyday with his ridiculous hypocrasy
LadBoyTick:        true, but then again, you don’t have to deal with antelopes seizing your children and running off into fields of grain, do you?
LadBoyTick:        see?
LadBoyTick:        point made.

sick.

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The Wretch

December 12th, 2002 | Category:

–daily ramble (wed, dec. 11) 194–

QUOTE:
LadBoyTick:        that’s sad…my bird is just an obnoxious freak…
LadBoyTick:        he’s like overfriendly and flies onto everyone’s shoulders and heads
Kady412:        what’s its name?
LadBoyTick:        we call it “the wretch”
Kady412:        lol thats funny
LadBoyTick:        yeah, it used to be named “mac”…that’s what i called him when i was 12, but blake and erik think “the wretch” is a better name…and so do i, actually
LadBoyTick:        he is quite the wretched creature…
Kady412:        i had a bird but i hated him he was mean !!
Kady412:        his name was crackers and he had a mate but it died and they tried to get him another one, and he killed it!!
LadBoyTick:        he killed it?!
Kady412:        yah he sure did!

sick.

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