Archive for August, 2002
Online Store Upgrade
Quick note…if you want to order merchandise online without having to mail a check, you can now order with the usual assorted credit cards through PayPal…It’s quite easy (and secure). All you do is put the items in the little shopping cart and consume the products like good little consumers. Also, lyrics for “Anxious Am I” have now been posted in the lyrics section. Check them out, if you’d like…
No commentsOrange Again
Once again, here we are with a new looking Web site! Ahh… quite refreshing, yet familiar, in a strange sort of way… And once again, of course, you get your chance to vote whether we keep with the new look, or go back to the grey site… Well, there’s new pictures from our most recent shows at the Unity Center and House of Bricks in the Pics section, if you’d like to see them. *sniff*
–daily ramble (thurs, aug. 29) 161–
QUOTE :
LadBoyTick: oh my wretch!
LadBoyTick: it’s you!
LadBoyTick: back from the grave!
PrismGodd: sometimes i think that you, ladboy, are a sponge
PrismGodd: that lives in the sea?
LadBoyTick: really? perhaps…
LadBoyTick: i do feel a tad moist.
PrismGodd: fantastical revelations!
LadBoyTick: yes m’boy?!
PrismGodd: my leg is made of goats’ milk
PrismGodd: and i’m thirsty
PrismGodd: yum
LadBoyTick: my, that’s convenient!
LadBoyTick: and how did you come about this discovery?
PrismGodd: i found a toadstool with two sand dunes by it
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Pool
–daily ramble (mon, aug. 26) 160–
QUOTE :
NLswim22: i am a fan of ur band
LadBoyTick: hi there
NLswim22: we were in iowa
NLswim22: at that one hotel
NLswim22: remember?
LadBoyTick: yeah, i do
NLswim22: sweet
NLswim22: me too
LadBoyTick: lol…
NLswim22: we were playing pool with an extremely ugly boy
LadBoyTick: oh yes…and we were playing ping-pong and video games ‘n’ such…
NLswim22: and we really wanted to play with ur sticks and balls
NLswim22: but we were too shy to say anything
NLswim22: hahaha
NLswim22: r u ever coming to mn?
NLswim22: r u scared of me now???
ehhh..yeah.
No commentsMono
–daily ramble (sun, aug. 25) 159–
QUOTE :
AbaGaTor65: hows life in the mono-infested apartment?
LadBoyTick: we’ve been making blake wear ziploc bags on his hands so as not to infect anything he touches
AbaGaTor65: are you serious?
AbaGaTor65: that’s mean
LadBoyTick: and we’re making Wretch the parakeet lick his tied balloon knot clean
AbaGaTor65: what?
LadBoyTick: what’s what?
LadBoyTick: a tied balloon knot?
AbaGaTor65: that didn’t make any sense
AbaGaTor65: yeah
LadBoyTick: when your hindquarters are spread, your bunghole looks like a tied balloon knot…
LadBoyTick: what are you, a moron?
AbaGaTor65: no i just don’t think of disgusting things like that
Slow Progress
Yesterday, Bradford and I went in to the studio and recorded our vocals for “Love Sucks” and “Glee.” Things went quite well. Now all we need is violin, cello, keyboard and Blake’s singing…err…yeah. Slowly, but surely, we press onward…
No commentsO.J. Simpson House Auction
–daily ramble (fri, aug. 23ß) 158–
QUOTE :
2.4 million sold
A tender in your heart
Why can’t it be my way?
Jealous note won’t strike well
Given to sell
Both sides of the highway
Black man to the hilt
Plastered off-white
This is where the sides change
Mouths shut, hurry on
The media protector
Hook him hard, pull him sidestage
Why can’t it be my way?
Pull him aside
Pull him sidestage
— “O.J. Simpson House Auction”
Roadside Monument
The New Expletive
–daily ramble (wed, aug. 21) 157–
QUOTE :
PzSchrek: erectile dysfunction is the new expletive
PzSchrek: use it often and well
LadBoyTick: what the flame?!
PzSchrek: “erectile dysfunction! i stubbed my toe!”
LadBoyTick: lol
PzSc hrek: erectile dysfunction you, you erectile dysfunction!
PzSc hrek: hose
PzSc hrek: as in, panty
LadBoyTick: wretch
PzSc hrek: giggle
LadBoyTick: ahh…
PzSc hrek: erectile dysfunction, right?
LadBoyTick: extreme erectile dysfunction…to the point of being more limp than an unborn chicken fetus
Klreijhe and Hymn
Well, it probably wasn’t the smartest thing to do, but I went ahead and posted “Klreijhe (Live)” and “Hymn of the Demon (Live)” purely for enterainment purposes in the Audio section. Fun, fun, fun…sick, sick, sick… Saturday is slated for vocals…hopefully we get almost all of them finished up… I’ll let you know how things go. As for now, I will experiment with the George Foreman grill and torture randomly ground pig parts placed within a sealed intestine. These hot dogs will fear me.
No commentsMove to Ames
Blake and I have almost completed our move to Ames, and my computer is finally up and running again. High speed connections are rather nice. Hence, I should have some entertaining MP3s from the show at Hope a couple Sundays ago pretty soon here. Sad to say, not many of our ‘real songs’ made the cut, so I’ll probably just be posting “Hymn of the Demon” and possibly “Blind Goat”. Heheh…
Also, we just played a great show with the lovely and talented KloudNine! If you’d like to check out pics from the show, you should check out their Web site at www.KloudNine.net!
Percentages
–daily ramble (wed, aug. 14) 156–
QUOTE :
Splinterbo1: 2% of others are the same as me,18% are less bastards than i am and 80% are more bastard
QUOTE 2:
LadBoyTick: i enjoy munching into a nice, soft, pre-lain egg in the middle of my female condor.
ME41982: true nothing better than little chunks of baby condor
ME41982: are you still there?
ME41982: I’m afraid my connection may have failed
LadBoyTick: yeah, i think so…
LadBoyTick: i just got distracted…
LadBoyTick: i found a block of wood shaped like a byzantine ziggurat.
ME41982: I bet that could keep someone entertained
ME41982: in the bathroom