–daily ramble (tues, feb. 25) 144–

WORD OF THE DAY: zanzibar

PHRASE OF THE DAY: shards of hell are raining down upon me

QUOTE: “dude, your info has changed in like forever” – demonjestre

NOTE: now that my info has changed, and i have achieved the writing of column #144, i feel much better. and now…i go to find a new car.

–daily ramble (tues, feb. 5) 143–

QUOTE:
LadBoyTick:        i’m attempting to rid my bass case of the horrid smell which plagues it…
SpeedB220:        sweet
LadBoyTick:        yeah…i tried dousing it in potpourri…
LadBoyTick:        but it didn’t work
LadBoyTick:        it just smelled like cinnamon urine
SpeedB220:        that’s a cool smell
LadBoyTick:        more rancid…
LadBoyTick:        i just sprayed some Febreeze® on it….
LadBoyTick:        but that didn’t work
LadBoyTick:        so i’m trying pet odor remover now
SpeedB220:        lol
LadBoyTick:        it’s been closed for a few hours now…
LadBoyTick:        but i shall open it…
SpeedB220:        what’s it smell like?
LadBoyTick:        sacks of lemon-vomit mixed with albatross hellsex.