Archive for December, 2001
Over a Year
–daily ramble (mon, dec. 31) 128–
INTERESTING: I’ve been writing this stuff in my profile for over a year now… To commemorate, let’s look at today last year, shall we?
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INTERESTING: If my head were a fire hydrant, dogs would likely befriend me.
QUOTE:
Shanniie: I’m not that stupied
LadBoyTick 2: haha…
LadBoyTick 2: can’t spell “stupid” right though, eh?
QUOTE 2:
LadBoyTick 2: you scare me.
Abagator65: you weird me
QUOTE 3:
GlitZyGurL43: KGFNGOHEOIHWIOHG
GlitZyGurL43: I LUV EL POLLO
LadBoyTick 2: piglet should be shot.
B. Claasen
–daily ramble (thurs, dec. 20) 127–
INTERESTING: Yesterday the movie I had been waiting for since January was released. And I didn’t get to see it. “The Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring” is in theatres now! So everyone run to your local theatre and see it! I don’t know what the movie is like but the books rocked.
QUOTE:
LadBoyTickSucks: yooopeasdo
LadBoyTick: so how did you like the lord of the rings?
LadBoyTickSucks: IT WAS THE SWEETEST MOVIE I’VE EVER SEEN!
QUOTE 2:
BClaasen14: how’d that go
LadBoyTick: h, hang on i’ll tell you in a minute
LadBoyTick: h, hang on i’ll tell you in a minute
LadBoyTick: h, hang on i’ll tell you in a minute h, hang on i’ll tell you in a minute h, hang on i’ll tell you in a minute h, hang on i’ll tell you in a minute
Fifteen E-mails
–daily ramble (wed, dec. 19) 126–
QUOTE:
LadBoyTick: holy freakin’ crap
LadBoyTick: i just got 15 emails…
SpeedB220: what?
LadBoyTick: but i don’t know who they’re from yet…
SpeedB220: wow
LadBoyTick: it just says “you have 15 new messages”…
LadBoyTick: that’s insane…i just checked it this afternoon
LadBoyTick: i must have gained immense popularity somehow.
SpeedB220: lol, I got 14!
SpeedB220: and I checked it at 5
LadBoyTick: mm…someone must’ve put a video camera in our showers.
LadBoyTick: mine is still trying to load.
LadBoyTick: who are they all from??!
SpeedB220: Its that stupid thing between ben and abby!
LadBoyTick: again!?!!
LadBoyTick: what the sex?!
PHRASE OF THE DAY: What the sex?!
No commentsShannon’s Dream
–daily ramble (sun, dec. 16) 125–
INTERESTING: Another moment of morbidity as a plot involving the shrapnel named Charles who lives in my room is revealed…I’m getting suspicious…
QUOTE:
Shanniie: i had a dream that charles took you out, so you better watch your back
LadBoyTick: umm….
LadBoyTick: you wouldn’t have anything to do with the 50 bucks i saw him walking around with, would you?
LadBoyTick: i asked him how he got it, and he said it’s for a special job he has to do…
LadBoyTick: he was also carrying a machette
Shanniie: no i wouldnt know anything about that
LadBoyTick: …
LadBoyTick: okay, well he must just be trimming the neighbor’s bushes or something like that then…
Shanniie: that must have been it
Java Joe’s
–daily ramble (sat, dec. 15) 124–
INTERESTING: My band Cardboard Canary played a show at Java Joe’s coffee house last night.
QUOTE:
AbaGaTor65: turn to 6!!! NSYNC is on!!!!
LadBoyTick: oh dear me…
LadBoyTick: who looks the cutest tonight?
AbaGaTor65: oh definitly justin timberlake
LadBoyTick: i’m not going to turn on the tv to find out for myself…
AbaGaTor65: but then lance
AbaGaTor65: what the heck
AbaGaTor65: TURN IT ON NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
LadBoyTick: lance? isn’t he the really gay one?
AbaGaTor65: he’s not GAY!!!!!!
LadBoyTick: no, it’s jc
AbaGaTor65: no!
AbaGaTor65: none of them!
LadBoyTick: yeah, jc is a freakin’ homo…
AbaGaTor65: no he’s not
LadBoyTick: the guys from radiohead are studs…
Daddy Shopping
–daily ramble (thurs, dec. 6) 123–
INTERESTING: There comes a time in every kid’s life when he needs to have a long, hard talk with his mother… In this particular situation, I’m trying to convince my mom not to go shopping for a new daddy…
QUOTE:
AbaGaTor65: i saw a hot guy so i went over to talk to him
LadBoyTick: that’s just not right…
LadBoyTick: don’t you think dad is hot?
AbaGaTor65: of course i do
AbaGaTor65: but he doesn’t please me anymore
LadBoyTick: sort of like macaroni and cheese doesn’t taste good to me
anymore?
AbaGaTor65: right
LadBoyTick: or sort of like i never play with my toy truck anymore
LadBoyTick: you never play with dad’s truck anymore, do you?
LadBoyTick: well i guess i understand after i broke it when we were
wrestling
Don’t Deny It
–daily ramble (tues, dec. 4) 122–
QUOTE:
AbaGaTor65: i’m licking my own blood
AbaGaTor65: yummmmmmmmm
AbaGaTor65: would you like to try it??
AbaGaTor65: HAHAHA
AbaGaTor65: HAXOR HAXOR HAXOR!!!!
AbaGaTor65: remember THAT?!?!?!?!
LadBoyTick: uh…
LadBoyTick: *sniff*
LadBoyTick: …
LadBoyTick: no.
AbaGaTor65: shut up
LadBoyTick: you’re freakin’ possessed.
LadBoyTick: go drink some mayonaisse.
AbaGaTor65: no
LadBoyTick: yes.
AbaGaTor65: no
LadBoyTick: it should help calm you down…
LadBoyTick: you need it.
AbaGaTor65: NO
LadBoyTick: don’t deny it.
AbaGaTor65: NO
AbaGaTor65: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
LadBoyTick: do i need to get out the tranquilizer gun?